Wild Monday night golf league fight over slow play ends with a broken jaw and cops on the scene
If we told you there was a big-time donnybrook in Canada on Monday ending with one man losing his sweater and getting his jaw broken, you might think we were talking about the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Jokes on you, chief. Those don’t start until Saturday. Instead, this wild brawl rang in the start of a totally different (but equally notorious) athletic tradition: golf fight SZN. Let’s get ready to
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According to the original poster, u/meme_machine on reddit, the brawl began during Monday Night League play at Two Eagles Golf Course in Kelowna, British Columbia when one group repeatedly hit into another group who they believed were playing too slow. That sparked a confrontation, with a golfer in the lead group hilariously shouting, “It’s Monday night fucking golf, you in a rush? Where you gotta be?” before shoving another golfer in a blue shirt.
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That proved to be a bad decision, as the golfer in the blue shirt came back swinging, landing several blows to his adversary’s face before ripping off his shirt a la Happy Gilmore vs. Bob Barker and laying him on the mat with a final haymaker. All the while the woman filming attempted to de-escalate the situation in extremely Canadian fashion by requesting that everybody “take it down a notch.” They of course did not, but on the bright side, her foursome did get to play through after police were called.
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In the end, the golfer in the white shirt walked away with a broken jaw and a bruised ego, but no charges were filed. As the weather heats up and the tee boxes back up, let that be a reminder to everyone to keep calm and carry on out there … unless you want to spend your summer drinking hot dogs through a straw.
Raccoon breaks into Virginia liquor store, gets drunk, passes out in bathroom
Published December 2, 2025 3:07pm EST
WILD NIGHT | Raccoon breaks into Virginia liquor store, gets drunk, passes out in bathroom
The saying goes, “like a child in a candy store,” but “like a raccoon in a liquor store” might be a new phrase to try. The unusual animal control call brought Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter to the scene early Saturday morning to deal with the liquor-fueled chaos. FOX 5’s Josh Rosenthal explains.
The Brief
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- An intoxicated raccoon was apprehended by Hanover Animal Protection after breaking into the Ashland ABC Store and passing out inside the bathroom.
- The incident was discovered early Saturday morning after the furry bandit had ransacked several shelves inside the store.
- The raccoon was safely released back into the wild after sobering up, unharmed except for a probable hangover.
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The saying goes, “like a child in a candy store,” but “like a raccoon in a liquor store” might be a new phrase to try. Raccoons are known for being naturally mischievous, but this one might be the king.
It’s not often a burglary suspect is found passed out in the bathroom, but that’s exactly what happened in Ashland when a very curious raccoon broke into the local ABC Store and helped itself to a variety of booze.
The unusual call brought Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter to the scene early Saturday morning to deal with the liquor-fueled chaos.
Liquor-Fueled Raccoon Apprehended After ABC Store Break-In (Hanover County Animal Shelter)
A wild night
What we know:
The incident, described as a “Black Friday Break-In,” was reported to Hanover Animal Protection on Saturday morning. Upon arriving at the Ashland ABC Store, police found that the raccoon had successfully broken into the business and ransacked several shelves.
The “masked bandit” was discovered passed out in the bathroom. Police safely secured the animal and transported it back to the shelter to sober up. Following a few hours of sleep and no signs of physical injury, the raccoon was safely released back into the wild with a mild hangover.
Hanover Animal Protection described the event as “just another day in the life.”
Liquor-Fueled Raccoon Apprehended After ABC Store Break-In (Hanover County Animal Shelter)
Maybe this raccoon will run back and tell its friends not to mix dark with clear.
Into the woods
What we don’t know:
The name of the furry suspect has not been released to the public. It is unknown if charges will be made.
